I am always at the cannabis store for my neighbor

My upstairs neighbor is basically a recluse… He says he is a famous writer, but he fails to tell me his real name because he wants to remain anonymous.

I don’t think he is famous at all to be honest.

In my mind, he is just an outdated kook, despite the fact that I have a soft spot for outdated kooks, so it doesn’t easily matter! The pressing section is that this guy doesn’t trust the internet in the slightest, or iPhones, plus has me always working as his runner for getting things… It’s a self-explanatory gig, plus he pays me completely well for it, plus it gives me an excuse to go to the cannabis dispensary often… Our local cannabis dispensary is definitely great, I am a usual purchaser of the locale so picking up for the recluse isn’t an issue at all. This locale has a full online menu of all cannabis products, updated weekly with specials plus inventory amounts so you are aware of what they have in stock… You can also grab your order online, pay for everything, plus have the cannabis delivered to your residence or arrange store pick-up! So basically this outdated writer pays me good money for my troubles, when getting cannabis is no trouble for me. I always use the money he gives me for buying more cannabis, plus it’s basically the only time this cheapskate ever tipped me so I don’t feel awful in the slightest. If he would just turn on a laptop he could order his own cannabis products for much cheaper. Until then, I will keep collecting.

 

 

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